Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Lobbyists Gone Wild: D.C. Darlings

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Lobbyists Gone Wild
Ever wonder what happens when the Washington Monument and the Oval Office get together for a joint appropriations hearing?


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John Edwards Scandal

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President Clinton's definition of
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Former Congressman Eric Massa

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* This offer is only available to citizens of the U.S. and Canada ages 18 years and older.
* Lobbyists Gone Wild accepts no responsibility for the actions of any persons appearing in the film including but not limited to those of Lobbyists, Democrats, Bill Clinton, Madeleine Albright, Janet Reno and/or Napolitano.
* LGW does NOT endorse or in any other way support or condone smoking marijuana without inhaling.
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* Surprisingly (and thankfully), "Janet of the Apes" has nothing to do with DHS Secretary Napolitano.
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Lobbyists Gone Wild Democrats Exposed

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